We did not receive many great slogans in August; I guess partly because of the holiday and partly because it seems hard to beat our Stifness slogan. Nevertheless, do keep sending your Slogans, as we love to hear from you.

In any case September has come and business is up again.
Being up means more stress and more stiff necks and other stress related issues.
Rest assured that we are hear to make you relax and calm down.
After all, your stiffness is our business!

Ciao for now.

Sasha

There were not many submissions to our slogan contest the month of July, but it was high quality.
There was one submission that beat the stiff competition between the contestants.

Thank you Eric from Hong Kong.
The simplicity of your slogan is its great strength. It speaks so loud for itself that we were unanymous in our decision. The slogan is effective and very, very funny. It made us and all of our operators laugh out loud. Actually, we liked it so much that we immediately ordered our webmaster to publish it on our site within 24 hrs.

YOUR STIFFNESS... OUR BUSINESS!

It's such a great slogan that we in fact might keep it for a consectuvie number of months.  And therefore Eric, you will receive a free massage for every month that we use it. Aren't we generous here?! |

Anyways, we have sent an email to the winner, and as he is not living in London or Paris, where we offer the best erotic massage service in town, we will reward him in cash through an efficient and reliable internet payment system called moneybookers.

We thank the other contestants for their great submissions. Hey, do not be dissapointed; there can only be one winner. Keep sending us your slogans in the coming months.

A special thanks to Stu from London for his very sharp and witty contribution, that we might use in another context in the near future. Stu, Sasha will be in touch with you in the coming week with what we believe a pleasant surprise.

We at YabYum Massage keep continue to beat the stiff competition.
It's our mission to give our customers the best massages in London and Paris.
After all, your stiffness is our business.

Summer in Paris is hot. Luckily we have a full team of sexy masseuses available for our continuously growing group of happy customers. Last week, Annabelle and Rebecca, two of our top masseuses from London arrived in Paris and were welcomed by our regular customers.

New faces, new hands. A different touch. We all need that every now and then. It's funny how you may love your favourite masseuse but still need a change every now and then. Especially when it comes down to a fully nude body-body massage a new masseuse makes such a difference. It is a totally different sensation; more sexy, more sensual, more erotic.

Every masseuse has her own kind of touch. And by allowing yourself a new masseuse every now and then, you will appreciate your 'old' favourite so much more. After all, the more you are treated by your regular massuese, the more adventurous and intimate the two of you become. It's a natural process. Very human and very erotic. Enjoy every massage to the max. But remember our new slogan: It May Be Hard, But You Have To Stay Passive!

Oh   before I forget, this week Rebecca and Annabelle are still in Paris. Don't miss your opportunity for a new touch of sensuality.

The first month of our slogan contest has produced some great slogans.
We can not say that the response was overwhelming, but it will take a few more months to spread the word that winning a free massage is now within reach of the whole world.

All in all we received 23 submissions.
Some funny, a few very funny and also some not so funny at all. Be serious guys, it is a serious contest and the stakes are high!

However, there were three fantastic slogans that made it into the final.
Thanks Greg from Eurgene, Orlando and thanks Guillaume from Paris; your slogans were great but we found the slogan It May Be Hard, But You Have To Stay Passive! the best from all contestants.
It will be used on the homepage of our website for the coming month.

Congratulations Mike from London.
We will send you an email with instructions to claim your reward. Since you live in London I suggest you book yourself an erotic session with any of our top masseuses. You decide when. Your price remains valid for 3 months. If you can not find the time, just claim your cash and we will send it to you instantly.

So, if any of you readers comes up with a new great slogan for our website, just submit it. You might be the next winner of a free massage or the equavalent in hard cash!

YabYum Massage - We help In Hard Times!

I am deeply sorry for my lack of posts in the past few months.
Lots was going on and somehow I could not manage to make attributions to our blog.
I promise to post a new entry minimum once per week.

It took much longer than expected, but our new website has been launched a few weeks ago and is greeted with positive remarks and many bookings.
We have indeed unique and new items on our site.

A Slogan Contest where you can win a free massage appears to be very popular.
We get very interesting slogans.
The first winning slogan will be selected by the end of this month. So, all contestants, keep your fingers crossed!

Also our Loyalty Program has seen very positive feedback from our regular customers.
Everyone loves discount or benefits from being a regular customer.
We acknowledge the value of our regular customers and show our appreciateion with this unique Loyalty Program.
Check it out and next time you book, just join the program; it's free and discreet. And offers you lots of benefits.

Today we have instructed our webdesign team to make changes to our website, and implement the information page with our new Loyalty Program, called  Relax Rewards. We have designed this program in order to stay ahead of our competitors in Paris and London as well as to give our new and existing customers an extra incentive to book all of their sensual massages in London and Paris through us. And we will generously reward them for that. As Relax Rewards entitle our loyal and regular customers to a free extension of their massage, huge discounts or even a free sensual massage of 90 minutes! Yes, that is correct, those who join the Loyalty Program (for free) and have earned sufficient Relax Rewards, will benefit from a free 90 minutes Sensual Massage. That is a huge discount (approx. 20%) on the total number of massages you book through us. Are we mad, you might ask?! On the contrary, we are completely sane. But as we are aware of the value of regular custom and we know we offer one of the best teams of masseuses in both London and Paris, who perform the best sensual erotic massages in town, we see it as our duty to stimulate our customers to participate in our Loyalty Program. it's good for them and it is good for us.
I would say, that is 'real happy ending'.

Watch this space as the Loyalty Program wil be active by the end of the week. The sooner you start booking an erotic or sensual massage, the faster you may earn a free 90 minustes sensual massage!

Currently we are developing a Loyalty Program for our regular customers. Similar to Loyalty Programs of leading airlines and hotel chains.
It is all about customer relation management.
Pamper our regular customers. Show how much we value them.
Watch our website, as this Loyalty Program will be unique for the adult massage industry.
Ciao for now.

Here is some lingo as used in Tantra or Tantric massage. For those who are interested, the lingo helps you understand better what Tantric massage is all about. Remember, these are ontly the basics. If you want to take it further, have a look at this fantastic website for Tantra Massage in the USA.

Amrita - divine nectar, female ejaculate
Chakras - wheels or disks of energy in our body
Daka - divine masculine energy
Dakini - divine feminine energy
Goddess spot - G spot
Lingam - wand of light, penis
Mantra - vibrational sounds which stimulate and balance the chakras
Puja - worship, sacred circle
Shakti - Goddess
Shiva - God
Tantrika - tantra practitioner
Vajra - thunderbolt, penis
Yab-yum - a heart-to-heart position where Shakti sits astride Shiva with her legs wrapped around him
Yoni - the Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "sacred space" or "Sacred Temple

We have launched the mobile version of our website. Especially for those who are on the move and need to quickly access adult information on their i-phone or blackberry. See our press-release here.

Our slogan 'YabYum Massage Helps In Hard Times' appears to be highly appreciated by lots of vistors to our website; whether customers or visitors that just browse the web to find out what is available regarding sensual, tantric or erotic massage. Our operators receive quite a lot of compliments, as people find it pretty funny that YabYum Massage can help in hard times!
The slogan was intended to promote our introductory Yammy Massage, which is pleasantly priced to attract more business.
Now we find that we indeeed attract more business and more happy and smiling customers. So, this was a good move.
If people are happy, we are happy. So, I strongly suggest to call us if you experience hard times. We will help you!