There were not many submissions to our slogan contest the month of July, but it was high quality.
There was one submission that beat the stiff competition between the contestants.

Thank you Eric from Hong Kong.
The simplicity of your slogan is its great strength. It speaks so loud for itself that we were unanymous in our decision. The slogan is effective and very, very funny. It made us and all of our operators laugh out loud. Actually, we liked it so much that we immediately ordered our webmaster to publish it on our site within 24 hrs.

YOUR STIFFNESS... OUR BUSINESS!

It's such a great slogan that we in fact might keep it for a consectuvie number of months.  And therefore Eric, you will receive a free massage for every month that we use it. Aren't we generous here?! |

Anyways, we have sent an email to the winner, and as he is not living in London or Paris, where we offer the best erotic massage service in town, we will reward him in cash through an efficient and reliable internet payment system called moneybookers.

We thank the other contestants for their great submissions. Hey, do not be dissapointed; there can only be one winner. Keep sending us your slogans in the coming months.

A special thanks to Stu from London for his very sharp and witty contribution, that we might use in another context in the near future. Stu, Sasha will be in touch with you in the coming week with what we believe a pleasant surprise.

We at YabYum Massage keep continue to beat the stiff competition.
It's our mission to give our customers the best massages in London and Paris.
After all, your stiffness is our business.